New mommy lesson learned while at preschool fundraiser. Never (and I mean never) drink too much at a preschool fundraiser when there is an auction involved. Three apple martinis makes everything seem “wicked” and “cool” and “OMG. My son/daughter would LOVE that- it’s sooo cute”. See -every word gets longer by the fourth apple-tini.

Another note to self: don’t drink so much that you can’t manage to pay the babysitter, and don’t remember what you said to whom. You do have to see these people on Monday, oh yeah, and then there’s the clean-up portion the morning after. Why exactly did GodandtheUniverse make the world so much brighter today? Oooh the head … and wait … where is my credit card?